He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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