I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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