New invention idea: vibrating tampons
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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