Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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