So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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