what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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