I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
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i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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