Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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