do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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