We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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