i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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did you just send me my own nude
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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