i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Let's paint friendship bongs
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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