The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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