Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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