Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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