THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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