My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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