It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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