I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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