What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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