I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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