I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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