i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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