i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she told me i tasted like america
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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