My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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