im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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