I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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