He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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