There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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