i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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