What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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