If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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