I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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