I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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