We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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