i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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