I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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