HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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