This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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