I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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