I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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