I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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