quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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