party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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