I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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