Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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