I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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