Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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