I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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