all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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